
Shark Tank Birthday Edition 🎂🦈
Shark Tank Special
Birthday edition 🎂
The Sharks
Laughing amongst themselves
*lights go off
*doors open
*lights go back on
Standing in front of the Sharks
Is a young woman
Named Erica
And she was ready for blood
This was a fight she wasn’t losing
She was leaving with a deal
Erica wanted to skip the sad sob stories
That she knew surely
Always pulled on the heart strings
Of Lori Barbara and Robert
And there was nothing wrong with that
She had watched every episode of shark tank
And she took notes on all the sharks
Because that’s what you did
When you were hungry
You study
From the best
To become the best
She took notes so when the day came where she would be standing in front of the sharks
She wouldn’t embarrass herself
And she wouldn’t leave empty handed
Like I said
This Erica was hungry
And it took watching people
Stand up there
And tell you their story
How they believed in themselves
Against all odds
When all the data supports it could fail but
It worked for them
Because they believed in themselves
And didn’t take no for answer
No meant
You needed to figure out another way to get a yes
She cried watching shark tank
Because of how inspirational this show became in her life
She rooted for the people who found the extra strength to say they weren’t going to accept the cards they were dealt
She knew money wasn’t the end all be all
But it sure of a hell was a start to the next chapter of her life
She wanted this
Erica pitched the idea
Of her book to the sharks
About an Angel who comes to Earth
To help a college student restore humanity
The angel gets a job at the girls university as an academic advisor and helps her win the pageant that could alter the faith of the Earth forever.
Mr Wonderful
“Is that it “
An angel who comes to earth ?
To help a college student with a pageant ?
He laughs with disgust
Let’s cut the chase
How much have you made in sales ?
Erica
*fixes a smile on her lips
And with the same Audicity the world seems to have
She said $0
All the sharks sat up in their chair
And laughed in unison
Erica stood before the sharks unphased
Because she knew how ridiculous it sounded
But she believed in the calling God had set before her
And she prepared for this moment
She repeated herself
Marc Cuban
So let’s gets this straight
You want a deal for
$300,000k
Because you believe this has the potential to be Disney’s next biggest collection
That will be added to the Valut ?
Erica
That’s correct
*All the Sharks laughed
Again
Erica getting impatient
Knew she had to get straight to the point
She had to make them believe in her vision
And not because they felt sorry for her
But because they felt this truly was her calling
Erica explained
Simply the world is in trouble
And it’s cries are being filtered
Through all the distractions of the world
Everyone is walking around on either autopilot or angry
She was here to help
To become the beacon of light the people needed
In such dark times
Her mission here was far more
Important than money
But it is hard for the average human to separate the two
As we can only serve one master
Which do you choose ?
She hoped this would work
But of course
By her dismay none of the sharks bit
Everyone
Said respectfully they are out
She thanked them for their time
And turned on her heels
Out of the door
3…….2……1…..::
*she heard footsteps behind her
She turned around
All of the Sharks stood before her
Daymond began
“Now we all agreed we can’t invest but we want to all offer the opportunity to be mentored by each of us to help get your message out”
*a grin spread across her lips
Like I said she was hungry
And wasn’t leaving without what she came here for
Stay Tune
For the next episode 🦈